Date with a hand for this guy

Facebook is funny. One of the guys in my high school class who was somewhat of a class clown works for a large software company. Today they released this online video promoting an upcoming conference, and sure enough, this guy is in the video. He writes and choreographs these "silly" dance routines in his spare time, so this must be his latest creation. Of course, girls left "cute" comments on his video routine, but let's be serious dude - you're 32!!! You can't possibly tell me these sketches and shit provide you with more pleasure than a girlfriend or a wife - unless your hand is really that good a date! Loser...