Found the first "Technology Industry Leader" douche bag

Well, looks like someone really gave himself the title of "Technology Industry Leader". What a f****** douche bag! Just cause you blog doesn't make you an industry leader, dork!

Tick, tock, tick, tock - time is running out!

Funny FaceBook! Again! So I have this classmate that was pretty good looking in High School. Her parents had a pretty good independent small business that I frequented sometimes and she happened to be there a couple of times. Nice girl and all, but stock up for sure. Well, about 3 months ago she went from "In A Relationship" to "Single". Today, she went the exact opposite way! Well, let's see - you're 33 and single, so yeah baby, time is running out! If you can't find some sucker now, the 35 year olds in America are looking for the younger broads, not the old hags like you! Get this sucker to commit TODAY!

Dedicated to Plumpy

I haven't posted anything in a while, so these videos are dedicated to Lilo, currently going by Plumpy because, well, additional weight has found its way on the body:

Piece of shit brother in Las Vegas - again!

Never seems to amaze me... My piece of shit brother made his way to Las Vegas once again, this time on a "work conference". But, it seems my aunt does not like him and his new girl - at least from what I can tell in our phone conversations. What comes around, goes around little brother!

Line them up for the firing squad

The 2 douchebags that think Magic Johnson is faking AIDS should be lined up for the firing squad - what idiot can honestly believe someone would fake such a serious disease, and for what reason? Magic played during the golden era of basketball, when people played because of skill - MJ, Magic, Larry, Barkley, etc. Magic has the fame already, why would he need anything? Today's thug league should take a lesson from those days...

Cheapskate brother wants to reconnect

I still keep my brother as a connection on Facebook, so a couple of days ago I got an email from the cheapskate loser that starts off with "I know you could just keep on hating". I guess he needs some extra players for his indoor soccer team. I just ignored the email...

Date with a hand for this guy

Facebook is funny. One of the guys in my high school class who was somewhat of a class clown works for a large software company. Today they released this online video promoting an upcoming conference, and sure enough, this guy is in the video. He writes and choreographs these "silly" dance routines in his spare time, so this must be his latest creation. Of course, girls left "cute" comments on his video routine, but let's be serious dude - you're 32!!! You can't possibly tell me these sketches and shit provide you with more pleasure than a girlfriend or a wife - unless your hand is really that good a date! Loser...