Tick, tock, tick, tock - time is running out!

Funny FaceBook! Again! So I have this classmate that was pretty good looking in High School. Her parents had a pretty good independent small business that I frequented sometimes and she happened to be there a couple of times. Nice girl and all, but stock up for sure. Well, about 3 months ago she went from "In A Relationship" to "Single". Today, she went the exact opposite way! Well, let's see - you're 33 and single, so yeah baby, time is running out! If you can't find some sucker now, the 35 year olds in America are looking for the younger broads, not the old hags like you! Get this sucker to commit TODAY!

Dedicated to Plumpy

I haven't posted anything in a while, so these videos are dedicated to Lilo, currently going by Plumpy because, well, additional weight has found its way on the body: